idiothair:

I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.

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nottheaverageasian:

THIS IS THE ONLY TWEET I CARE ABOUT

(via gnarly)

b1awhore:

same

euo:

 ”This is the fuckin’ American dream. This is my fuckin’ dream, y’all!”

Spring Breakers (2012) dir. Harmony Korine

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videohall:

How dogs react to human barking

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-little-owl-:

If this isn’t an entrance to a fairy world then I don’t know what is…
Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, Scotland, April 2014
-little-owl-:

If this isn’t an entrance to a fairy world then I don’t know what is…
Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, Scotland, April 2014

-little-owl-:

If this isn’t an entrance to a fairy world then I don’t know what is…

Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, Scotland, April 2014

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ihumpedyourcatthen:

I react to my favorite celebrities names faster than I do my own

(via gnarly)

euo:

Lauren Kalman

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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“My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.”
— My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

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romangod:

decentwifi:

romangod:

romangod:

It takes 10 books for Percy to realize Riptide can be used as an actual pen.

To clarify, Annabeth figured it out

I still dont know this. Doesnt the clicker that would normally trigger the pen transform the pen? How does one click the pen?!

Question #1: how many of the pjo books have u read

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baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

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tumbl-e-r-i-n:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

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