stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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thewomvn:

watson-jawn-watson:

dontcha wish your girlfriend would cry over fictional stories about fictional characters like me

dontcha

there is nothing that can save you now

unconflated:

justgohumparainbow:

remember to walk barefoot every once in a while - personally that’s the thing I miss must about summer here in Scandinavia; walking barefoot all day long. Also, I am a big believer in Earthing (or grounding). Shorted down it is basically health and sunshine to your soul from the earth to your feet - amazing.

it’s also healthy. They found a chemical in dirt that made mice who ate it be able to solve problems faster. Of course we don’t need to eat it, but breathing it in and absorbing it through your skin works well :)

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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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“Don’t break a writer’s heart and think ink won’t spill.”
— Ten Word Story #38 - M.D.L (via mingdliu)

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sir-mycroft:

thingsthatlooklikeellie:


I thought you might call.

That’s not a British mobile number..

And it wasn’t supposed to be. It’s a date. 04051891 -> 4th May 1891: The original date of the Reichenbach Fall incident.

Oooooooooo

sir-mycroft:

thingsthatlooklikeellie:

I thought you might call.

That’s not a British mobile number..

And it wasn’t supposed to be. It’s a date. 04051891 -> 4th May 1891: The original date of the Reichenbach Fall incident.

Oooooooooo